UserAgent: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_13_6) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/68.0.3440.106 Safari/537.36

Steps to reproduce the problem:
1. Start browser
2. Navigate to ANY site
3. That is all

What is the expected behavior?
LOAD PAGES, bruh

What went wrong?
EVERYTHING.
It does not work. It is repeatable. And others are reporting it.

Crashed report ID: no

How much crashed? Whole browser

Is it a problem with a plugin? No 

Did this work before? N/A 

Chrome version: 70.0.3525.0  Channel: canary
OS Version: OS X 10.13.6
Flash Version: 

How the hell was 70.0.3525.0 released?!?!!?!?!??!