Possibly related to this being an unlinked account, idk. I just restarted chrome and lost tabs and had to log in again. It asked me to confirm my name (which it guessed to be "danakj chromium" lul, even tho i have my name set in my settings..)

That dashboard page you linked to is "gerrit-review.googlesource.com", not "chromium-review.googlesource.com". It's a different review host, the same way that "codereview.chromium.org", "chromereviews.googleplex.com", and "codereview.appspot.com" are all different.

Coming Soon (like tomorrow, I think), we'll have themes and logos on the review hosts so it's much easier to tell when you're on the wrong one.

Oh... thanks!